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View Article  "In Memorium"

 Sunday 3rd July, warm and sunny and thrilled to be conveyed in President Frank’s hi tech Porsche to Thankerton near Lanark to attend the annual ceremony at the commemorative stone at Covington Mains Farm, marking the spot where Burns stayed overnight on his journey from Mauchline to Edinburgh in 1786 to discuss proposals for his Edinburgh Edition.  The ceremony is arranged by the Lanarkshire Association of Burns Clubs and a goodly turnout of Burnsians was there including WRBF president and a number of past presidents. The oration was delivered by Mike Duguid who missed out last year due to his accident and the customary floral tributes were placed with great ceremony.  Afterwards, the company reassembled at the nearby Tinto Hotel for a buffet and some superb entertainment from two local youngsters, winners in the local schools competition, who played and sang brilliantly. The bar prices are clearly set to keep out the riff-raff. Good day and a chance to meet up with old friends.  The 7th Jean Armour Dinner on 4th July was a success story although some hiccups within the Globe delayed the start but the meal was excellent and the cheese board was a dream. The toasts by Josie Neal and Kevin Thompson were what we would expect but the singing from Leona Evans, the 2011 “Young Burnsian” was the highlight of an enjoyable night, well chaired by President Frank. Thanks are due to the team who achieved a record result with raffle ticket sales.  Earlier, at the Jean Armour statue, Frank placed the club’s tribute and the oration was given by David Baird before the company trudged back to the Globe led by Pipe Major Callum Watson.  Tuesday 5th July, foregathered with distinguished local Burnsians at Burns Mausoleum at 2.00pm to meet with Council officials to discuss the sad state of the iconic building which has attracted numerous adverse comments of late. Peter Nelson, the Senior Architect was reassuring and promised that renovations would be put in hand before the end of the year and that the unsightly CCTV pole and disabled access ramp would be relocated. Will be able to report favourably to the next meeting of the WRBF but will watch for progress. The commemoration season continued on Sunday 10th July with the annual trip to Hawick to attend the ceremony at Wauchope Cairn.  Eleven members, spouses and guests from Dumfries Ladies Burns Club No. 1 set out by luxury minibus, driven by club member Colin Craig who got the party to the destination on schedule.  It was as well that your blogger decided that the club bus would follow the Hawick coach as on arrival at the Cairn, the coach rear wheels were couped in a ditch whilst trying to reverse. After the ceremony when the oration was delivered by David Baird, our minibus brought as many back to the Hawick Burns Club as possible before the farmer pulled the coach out of the ditch.  Slightly later than advertised, the social hour got underway with generous hospitality and a splendid buffet. Mention must be made of the contribution made to the entertainment from SVP Ian McIntyre, deputising for President Frank, whose mellifluous tones were much acclaimed.  Back home on time and intact.  Thursday 14th July.  The Club Treasure Hunt attracted a welcome turnout of 24 members and friends and were marshalled into four teams.  Setting out from the Globe at 7.15pm, the intrepid members navigated the route from clue sheets drawn up to avoid ambiguity but seemed to have failed in the minds of certain folk and your blogger, who was attached as advisor to a team had to step in to defuse an explosive situation.  Ted Murray was seen to be taking careful note of the “answers”.  Several first class malts at the “Tam” helped and back to the Globe for the calculation of the winners. This was a mistake as the four judges missed out on the pies, sausage rolls and mushy peas and got what seems to have been the left-overs.   Your blogger disagreed with the team identified as the winner. Thanks are due to Gordon Johnston and his colleagues, especially David Miller for compiling the clue sheets and creating an excellent and enjoyable night and to Kerr Little for providing the pie shells and sausage rolls. DS

View Article  In the footsteps of the saints

A dreich morning on 21st June saw President Frank and your blogger set off for the Parish of Hoddom, near Ecclefechan, to attend an unusual ceremony. This, by invitation of Glasgow and District Burns Association, was to launch the “St. Mungo Trail”, from where the patron saint of Glasgow founded his church in the 6th century and where a mound in the ancient kirkyard marks the historic spot. Unsure what the Burns’ connection was, we met the President of the WRBF in a lane, evidently lost but we joined the official party from Glasgow at the gates of Hoddom Castle. A sleek Merc, displaying the registration plate “G0” brought the Lord Provost of Glasgow and his suite which included His Grace, the Archbishop of Glasgow, Mario Conti, who rather disappointingly was not wearing a pointed hat but he was friendly and shook hands with everybody. The company formed up and marched across a wet field in a drizzle to a stone with an interpretation board on top, adjoining the Kirkyard.  D&G Council convenor Patsy Gilroy welcomed the assembly and the Lord Provost unveiled the board which starts the “St. Mungo Trail” which the saint followed from Hoddom, up the M74 corridor to Glasgow. Other speeches were made and the Lord Provost and Convenor exchanged civic gifts before the party skedaddled to the tea room at the Castle. There we were joined by honorary member Professor Ted Cowan who spoke warmly of his visit to the club in 2010. Burns Federation past President George Anderson from Glasgow was present and among other guests was the Rev. Dr.Laurence Whitley, Minister of Glasgow Cathedral.  This was a low key affair with little advance publicity or since but it was a pleasure to attend and mix with the great and the good.

DS

View Article  "An mair o' horrible an awful"

6th June, a meeting of the Executive Committee chaired with panache by President Frank who is so laid back as to be almost horizontal, but very effective with it.  Agreed to check the feasibility of a trip on the PS Waverley during the summer and to take up the crumbling state of Burns Mausoleum with the authorities. Thursday 9th June, attended a pleasant gathering of Burnsians and others at the Municipal Chambers for a Civic Reception by the Council to mark the election of David Baird as president of the WRBF. Welcome from Convenor Patsy Gilroy, anodyne speeches followed by nibbles. No wine due to Council cost cutting but repaired to the Globe afterwards for modest refreshment.

Shocked on the following morning by news of the sudden death of Mrs. Rose Edgar, secretary of the SSCBA, who had been present at the reception.   Saturday 11th June, SSCBA AGM, overshadowed by the news about Rose but Jane Brown was elected president in succession to David Baird. David Miller moved up to senior VP and Michael Duguid was elected junior VP after ballot. Was unsure whether to demand a recount. John Caskie was unanimously elected secretary. Sunday 12th, Matt Sempie, our antique glazier arrived at the Globe, en famile and on time to re-etch the Burns verses on the big pane of glass. Fascinating to watch an expert at work with an electronic stylus with Burns would not have had available. Joined by David Miller, David Baird and later by John Lauder and Dan Cook who were poised to welcome a party from Newton Burns Club, Ayr.  Lunch afterwards with Matt and family when the kids kept asking questions I couldn’t answer.  Earlier, whilst waiting for Matt to arrive, was attracted to the High Street by the stirring sound of a Pipe Band when the Cornet and party, escorted by Provost Gloom and Baiile Caskie, shuffled past on their way to the Kirking of the Cornet Ceremony. Counted five club members in assorted finery and exchanged salutations. Tuesday, 14th June, attended at North West Dumfries Kirk for an appointment with Rev. Neil Campbell and David Baird to discuss arrangements for the Brow Well Service. Neil suggested a reading form the King James Bible as this was the 400th anniversary of that great piece of literature.  Mrs. Edgar’s funeral on Friday 17th. Chapel of Rest packed and the company included several Federation folk who had travelled specially. A moving tribute to Rose was delivered by David Baird. Accompanied PP Tom Johnstone to the interment at Terregles Kirkyard.  Gave Guid Nychburris a miss this year as was out with friends for dinner that night. The week commencing 20th June was a marathon. Monday night, Library Sub Committee, attended by Peter Kormylo who proposed a club debate and discussion panel in November, with invited guests. Also, a proposal to investigate the installation of a pull down screen and ceiling mounted projector. Costs to be obtained before being remitted to the Renovations Sub Committee. Tuesday, Globe Inn at 5.00pm for an SSCBA office bearers meeting to discuss arrangements for the Fed. Meeting at Georgetown on Saturday. Wednesday, 22nd June, back to the Globe for the Constitution Revision Sub Committee. Now almost in final draft and Frank hopes to present this to the Excom in August for discussion. Funny how more progress is made when half the committee is absent! Thursday 23rd. A team of four cerebral members assembled at the Globe to traverse the route of the Treasure Hunt and to compile clues. Led by David Miller and Gordon Johnston, the group visited 8 pubs (I think) and gathered clues along the route. In your blogger’s opinion, the clues became more cryptic as the night wore on but I kept being shouted down. Back to the Globe, we found we had 40, 50 or 60 clues which David Miller would refine. Saturday, 25th,   At the Globe at 8.15am to pick up a cauldron of soup, crockery, savoury scones and things to transport to Georgetown Community Centre for delegates arriving for the WRBF meeting. Narrowly avoided being scalded in the groin en route. Superb work by the Ladies Burns Club including Dan Cook in welcoming delegates and serving coffee. The morning meeting of the Heritage Subcommittee was harmonious and productive. Mixed views expressed on the Birthplace Museum and Cottage at Alloway but David Miller reported positively on steps in hand for refurbishments at the Mausoleum. After the snack lunch provided the Globe Inn, The afternoon plenary session ended at the unusually early time of 2.45pm. David Baird as chairman reported briefly that the employment of WRBF Chief Executive had been terminated and the matter was now closed. Rather surprisingly, there was no discussion on finances. The convenors’ reports were heard without much discussion and conference in 2012 would be held at the Caird Hotel, Harrogate.  That night, I had the pleasure of transporting David Baird, Ted Murray and Neil Johnston to the Buccleuch Centre at Langholm for the summer concert by “Scocha”, the Scottish Folk & Roll Band. An excellent meal on arrival and delighted to meet Alex and David Pool. The auditorium was set up in cabaret fashion and the Pools joined our table which added greatly to the jollifications.  The band was as energetic and exuberant as ever with great interaction with the Langholm audience who lapped up the programme of old favourites. As designated driver, I eschewed the sauce and got everyone home safely before midnight to avoid one of the party being turned into a pumpkin.  Monday 27th, the Excom again and pleased to note the high uptake of tickets for the Jean Armour Dinner. Sufficient members and friends are interested in the Waverley trip and that will go ahead. John Caskie has brought forward a proposal for a club umbrella and the Webmaster has found a photo of the Hon. Secretary with a cardboard cow for the Website.  Ho, hum.

DS

View Article  "Musings for May"

Following a request from Hon. Member Murdo Morrison, the Librarian and I met up with an Irish academic, Dr. Padraig O’Boyle who was in Scotland researching material for a treatise on Celtic poets and their memorials. Met Dr. O’Boyle at the Globe on 4th May and Gordon and I conducted him round the Globe and up to the Kirk and Mausoleum where he was thrilled to get access.  Made the long journey to Coldstream on Sunday 8th with Ian McIntyre, John Lauder and Gordon where we were warmly welcomed and shuffled along the High Street to the Bridge after the piper where Ian placed the club’s tribute with flair. The weather brightened up and the ceremony at Craw Green was impressive as usual. At the social in the British Legion which followed, a generous buffet was provided and Gordon contributed to the entertainment. As designated driver, was compelled to lay off the sauce. It is clear that the Coldstream Burns Club really appreciate our attendance each year. A ceremony of a different kind was conducted in St. Michaels Kirkyard on 10th May when a goodly turnout of volunteers raced round cleaning the 45 commemorative plagues of Burns’ contemporaries. Cleaning materials were provided and it was noted that grave No 30, supposedly occupied by David Williamson, Draper and supplier of Burns’ Volunteers uniform, was unaccounted for. Further enquiries will be made. The party repaired to the Globe Inn afterwards to regroup. Saturday 14th, back to Lockerbie Academy for the RBWF Primary Schools Competition. Surprised by the attendance of parents and supporters and the force of stewards had to manhandle hundreds of plastic chairs to the Assembly Hall for the closing ceremonies. Again, some superb performances by the kids from all over Scotland. Members of the Ladies Burns Club provided nibbles during the intervals for which much thanks is due.  The opening meeting of the new Executive Committee took place on 16th May and as is customary, members assembled at 7.00pm for the official photograph. The term “silk purse and sow’s ear” comes to mind but photographer Tom Bonnar did his best. The meeting was well conducted and productive and it is hoped that the new committee will be more supportive of activities other than social functions at the Globe.  The public bowling rink at Dock Park is now closed during the week, presumably due to council cut backs but your secretary is nothing if not persuasive and managed to arrange for the club Bowling Night to take place on the evening of Thursday 19th May. There was a merciful absence of fertiliser and midges and Bowling Marshall Bob Wilson conjured up 8 teams of two who bowled with a will!  Bob’s marking system is inscrutable but this year’s winners were announced as Ian McIntyre and David Smith who expressed incredulity but accepted the highly coveted “Draffan Cup” now in its 100th year. Coronation Chicken sandwiches, not apparently to everyone’s taste were served thereafter at the Globe.

The Renovations Sub-Committee met on 23rd May and David Miller did his best to make some progress. Matt Sempie, our antique glazier, has dispatched a sheet of safety glass which he will inscribe again with Burns’ verses but had still to materialise. Friday 26th, off to Kirkcudbright Academy with David Miller, John Lauder and David Baird to attend a concert by the Scottish Chamber Orchestra in the Academy’s Cochran Hall. Packed to capacity but enjoyed a tremendous programme of Haydn, von Webber and the highlight of Beethoven’s Symphony No 3, “Eroica”, all under the baton of the young guest conductor, Jonathan Schiffer whose enthusiasm was infectious. A pint at the Royal Hotel earlier was enjoyed by some but not the driver. In my capacity as Aide de Campe to the president of the RBWF, I accompanied said personage to Mauchline for the Holy Fair on Saturday 28th May.  Damp weather soon cleared up and after the opening formalities, the streets resounded to the Pipe Band and an excellent Dixieland Jazz Band who played on an elevated stage outdoors. The Manic Street Preachers were as lugubrious as ever and Hell and Damnation was promised to the ungodly. Taking refuge in the Kirk, enjoyed a performance by Willie Stewart’s songs to old and new settings. Outside, a chapter of Hell’s Angels on Harley Davidsons were racing up and down and a Hog (pig) Roast was being cooked on the Green. In the arcade, a stand featuring 23 owls was being much admired and various craft and commercial pitches were popular. Invited to the VIP lunch which by the time of arrival had all but been consumed. The president who was resplendent in the Chain of Office attracted much attention, being mistaken several time for the Provost, but he graciously accepted the homage from the large turnout of Burnsians. Back to the Kirk where we met up with Ian and Moira McIntyre, a group of ladies known as “Ayres and Graces” sang interspersed with “turns” by members of Mauchline Burns Club which might have better been omitted, but it was their show after all.

I would have liked to tarry at the Showground Steam Engine and Fairground Organ but duty called. Sunday, 29th May, joined David Miller and David Baird to St. George’s Church for a concert by Dumfries Mail Voice Choir and the Brymbo Male Voice Choir from Wales who delighted the packed Kirk with choral favourites, old and new. Special guests were William Williamson and a lovely young soprano from Moffat, Jessica Barker, who wowed the audience with some modern numbers from the shows. In the second half, both choirs combined to produce a magical sound which resonated throughout the church bringing the audience to their feet in appreciation. The acoustics in St. George’s is much superior to that in DG One. Back to the Globe for a welcome pint. Tuesday 31st May, appointment with Adam Coutts from Nicholson Demolitions, Glasgow, to discuss the possibilities of sourcing some aged wood for the clubroom renovations. Adam was intrigued by the story of the Globe Inn and the clubroom and felt that he could find something suitable. We will see.  Saturday 3rd June, was privileged, along with David Baird, to be driven in Gordon’s new Jag, all high tech with bells and whistles, to the Buccleuch Centre at Langholm, for an “Evening with Jimmie Macgregor”, possibly best remembered from the ground breaking “Tonight” programme from the 60’s. Jimmie held the audience spellbound with his songs and stories and reminiscences from the past and publicly announced that he has been booked for an “Immortal Memory” by the “World Famous Dumfries Howff Club” (his words) in 2013. Jimmie, who celebrated his 81st birthday last year, agreed to stay alive until that date.  An excellent steak pie supper and met up with Alex Pool and his sister in law. Meantime, trying to encourage dilatory members to cough up their subs before the deadline otherwise they will be cast out. Baffled by the number who send their subs direct to me although the reminder letter makes it clear that subs should be sent to the treasurer for Gawd’s Sake!   Oh good, the sheet of glass has turned up.

DS
View Article  "Swan song"

Monday 4th April, last committee meeting of the season. The treasurer submitted a balance sheet which was unanimously accepted and passed for the AGM.  It was agreed to nominate Godfrey Bedford for JVP, as a recommendation from the retiring committee. The president dissolved the committee with relish.

Thornhill on the 6th to accompany the WRBF President to the AGM of Thornhill Burns Club. Warmly welcomed and impressed with the range of activities the club undertakes, considering their age profile. Saturday 16th, the Ten Cent Tour team gathered to welcome a party from Mauchline Masonic BC to the Globe. A lively bunch who were delighted to get access to the Mausoleum to place their wreath. Some went on to the Brow Well but the majority returned to the Globe for refreshments. The last in the season’s Winter Club Night Programme was a visit to Sulwath Micro Brewery at Castle Douglas, Scotland’s most southerly brewery, for a tour and talk on the beer making process. Our guide, Jim Henderson was knowledgeable and entertaining and the sample beers were consumed with gusto. Supper was served al fresco. A year to remember ended at the AGM on 28th April when 36 members packed the clubroom to hear the year end reports and A review of what was one of the most successful and enjoyable seasons on record and to elect the new office bearers and committee. Frank Manson was installed as president for 2011 – 2012 and Ian McIntyre rose to senior vice. Godfrey Bedford was elected junior vice president in absentia and Dan Cook elected Honorary President in succession to the late Dr. Stirling. The incoming committee is the mixture as before. Frank graciously invited the company to join him in a celebratory libation before a number repaired to Sino’s Restuarant for supper. Saturday, 30th April, to Lockerbie for the Federation National Schools Competition, held in the new and impressive  Academy building. This was the secondary competition and was blown away with the superb singing and recitation. The club, who had been asked to provide stewards, drew some praise for their efforts and organisational skills. There was universal delight when Leona Evans from Annan Academy won the coveted title of “Young Burnsian of the Year” for 2011 and the SSCBA team walked off with the “Best Team Overall” trophy, presented with style by David Baird as WRBF President. 

DS

View Article  "Burns an aw that"

1ST of March and the Renovations Sub Committee gathered in the Globe to meet Matt Sempie, our specialist glazier, who made the facsimiles of the window panes inscribed by Burns, to discuss the display options. At 7.30pm, Matt hadn’t arrived and still hadn’t arrived at 8.00pm so members partook of supper in the Burns Room. Mr. Sempie turned up at 8.30pm having taken the wrong exit ramp off the M74 at Beattock and found himself in Langholm, yes Langholm! Following a hurried bite, Matt was able to advise us on the best layout and agreed to produce another sheet of glass to fit the frame. On Thursday, 3rd, accompanied PP Tom Johnstone to visit the club’s former piper, Ian Clowe who is now a resident at Goldielea. Ian was pleased to see us and accepted a set of the Anniversary Dinner CD’s. That evening, drove the president of the Robert Burns World Federation toThornhill Burns Club where David spoke on the work of the Federation and presented the prizes to the winners of the school children’s completion.

Saturday 5th, regretfully unable to attend the FoE Coffee Morning at Ellisland in order to accompany the president of the RBWF to New Cumnock where he unveiled a striking bronze statue of Burns in the town centre. After the formalities, retired to the Bridgend Inn for nibbles before the return journey avoiding the detour.  Thursday 10th, Hon. Member Professor David Purdie favoured the club with the first presentation of his illustrated talk on the newly discovered letter from Burns and an early draft of the poem “on a Wounded Hair”. David was as entertaining and informative as ever and it was a privilege to be present. A lively social hour ensued in the Snug. Saturday 12th,  Saturday 12th, lunch at the Globe with Walter Watson to discuss tactics for the Federation meeting at Alloway on the 19th. Walter can’t attend and asked to take the Heritage Committee. Joined by David Baird, David Miller and Ted Murray who brought some comic relief. Sunday 13th, off to the Birthplace Museum at Alloway by luxury minibus with 15 members, spouses and guests from Dumfries Ladies. The £21m showpiece is impressive but biased towards the commercial aspects and the charm of the cottage, “The Auld Clay Biggin” is all but destroyed but that’s progress. Superb lunch at the Brig o’ Doon Hotel before returning home pausing en route to admire the Burns Statue at New Cumnock.  Friday 18th, a social gathering of the office bearers at the residence of the president and on Saturday 19th, off to Alloway for the Federation meeting skilfully chaired by David Baird. The Heritage Committee was conducted in a constructive and harmonious manner, unlike some others and the report in the afternoon was well received. Dumfries Burns Club held a debate at the Museum on 22nd on the subject “That if Burns had been alive, he would have approved of Wind Farms”. PP David Miller led for the opposition and was the only speaker who made any sense. The vote was rigged and the motion was carried.  Was obliged to miss the Games Night at Marchmount Bowling Club on 25th as I had the pleasure of accompanying the president, David Baird and David Miller to the Bachelors Club Burns Supper at Tarbolton. Excellent meal, atmospheric venue and superb entertainment made for a night to remember with modest refreshment. Thanks due to the president for providing the fast car. Saturday 26th, the SSCBA meeting at Gatehouse, chaired in a haze by Mr. Baird but compensated by a good lunch at the Murray Arms. Thursday 31st, the last of the winter Club Nights in the Globe when Denis Chanarin of the Loch Arthur Community gave an illustrated talk on the work of facility at Beeswing. Another excellent night but again, shunned by members including committee members. Friday 1st April, an appropriate date for a charity whisky tasting at the Cairndale when the club was represented with a table of ten connoisseurs of malt whisky. Our table got the lion’s share of the raffle prizes including the first prize of a cask, equivalent to 32 litre bottles when matured and duty paid, won by President Neil. The evening which was well attended raised over £12k for the Oakfield Children’s Respite Home in Dumfries.

DS
View Article  "Serious Burns"

The president says my blog entries are verbose and he’s probably right but, Hell!, can the tiger change his spots?, Anyway, to catch up, Renovations Sub Committee on 14th Feb. when it was agreed to invite Matt Sempie, our antique glazier, to the next meeting on 1st March to advise us on options for the display of the facsimile window panes. It was also agreed to remit the proposed club mug for advertising in the April newsletter to ascertain interest from members. Friday 18th Feb. Back to the Edenbank for round 3 of the Round Table Pub Quiz when David Miller, John Lauder, Ian McIntyre and your blogger clawed the score up to 66.1/2. Great fun!  At the last minute on Saturday 19th, asked to provide transport for the club delegation to the 5th Robert Burns / Taras Shevchenko Supper at the Ukrainian Social Club in Edinburgh. Had to get gassed up first but was happy to drive David Baird, Maureen McKerrow and Neil Johnston, if not in a high performance car, but certainly a high performance driver to the venue in Royal Terrace without incident. The function was lacking in atmosphere from previous years but David Baird’s “Immortal Memory” had some merit as had Maureen’s reply to the “Lasses, O” despite a racket from the end of the hall. Jim Haining’s toast to “The Lasses, o” was droll and Peter Kormylo’s recitation of “Scots Wha Hae” was as rousing as ever. One of the highlights was a performance on the Bandura, a traditional Ukrainian stringed instrument, by Olesander Petlura. I’ve now become skilled in singing the Ukrainian National Anthem which is more stirring than ours. A downside was that as designated driver, I had to stay off the sauce. The February Winter Club night on 24th heard a talk from Simon Thorp of the Heather Trust when he spoke on the importance of the natural upland moorlands and its place in the planet’s eco-systems and the challenges it faces. This was perhaps different from the customary talks but interesting and provoked a lively question and answer session. The final of the Round Table Pub Quiz took place on Friday 25th when the “Burns Unit’s“ dream team of Rab Walker, William and Neil Johnston and your reporter achieved an impressive final score of 74, or possibly 76 and finished way up the leader board. About a £1K was raised for Alzheimer’s Scotland which may be of some comfort to members in future. Rab won the club’s donation to the raffle of a bottle of Burns Whisky which he generously returned to the club.  The Globe Inn’s “Alternative Burns Supper” was held on Sunday 27th and well supported by club members. Dinner consisted of mince an’ tatties and entertainment was superb with recitations from Bobby Jess with “Tam the Bunnet”, Bert Hasting’s “Candle”, music on the box from Lee McQueen, fiddle music from a young member of the Globe Inn staff and inspiring songs from Ian McIntyre with his own guitar accompaniment. John Caskie’s rich tenor voice raised the spirits but by far the highlight of the night was the trio of members who performed “Willie brew’d”, David Miller, David Baird and John Caskie, directed by D. Smith which received umpteen curtain calls and may attract attention from a Hollywood producer. Meantime, the February issue of the “E-Mail Express” was produced after a hiccup and thanks due to Neil Johnston for his technical expertise.

Oh dear, I’ve been verbose again, sorry Neil.  DS

View Article  Egg heeds

Well maybe not - the Round Table charity pub quiz, 4 Friday evening during February -We thought that we were on a roll 60 the first week then 66 followed by a 72.  Now it's the team with me in it possible the most original answer I came up with was a ballet dance with 2 people - Pas de deux - well it got the point for the team but I don't have an extensive knowledge of ballet but I do have the box set of  "Only fools and horses"   (pas de deux - Rodney) . anyway we managed a credible 70 points.

Thanks to all the club members who made up the teams over the past 4 weeks and helped us towards a to 10 finish for the series.

View Article  Don't forget the buscuits

Among the heather - Simon Thorp intereged us with the ecological impact of the heather and grassland moors around the UK.  The importance of peat and the need to keep it moist as it retains massive amounts of CO2, the upland moors provide an estimated 70% of our drinking water, they provide entertainment - hillwalking, cycling shooting to ame but a few - wildlife and pasture. 

I had never really thought of the diversity and advanced management that goes into apparently barn ground

Thanks Simon. 

  

View Article  Friends of Ukraine - Burns Supper

David Baird, Jim Haining, David Smith, Peter Kormylo, Maureen McKerrow & I travelled to auld reckie ( Edinburgh) to attend the Friends of Ukraine Burns Shevchenko Supper, where we enjoyed a mix of traditional Scots and Ukrainian entertainment and a mix of Borscht soup, haggis tatties and neeps.  This is the 4th such supper and I was very surprised to hear the similarities in the lives and trials of the two national poets.

I must add a special thanks to DS for chauffeuring as my chariot wouldn't go......

View Article  Charnwood Lodge Burns Supper

We're not just about the Howff, occassionally we get out and every year we host a burns supper for the Charnwood Lodge care home.  Traditional fair, Soup, Haggis Tatties and Neeps, great singing and music from Bill Welsh, Frank Curran, Ian McIntyre, and a couple of short speechs -The Immortal Memory and toast ta the Lassies. - Piper Major Callum Watson piped the haggis and played a lament.

I think in future more musicand songs, less speechs. 

View Article  Befrienders Burns Supper

The Befrienders Burns Supper in the Easterbrook Hall was a very splendid occasion and a very very worth while cause.  It was a pleasure to be at their burns supper, club member, John Caskie was singing and honorary member Jane Brown gave the Immortal Memory to Robert Burn as Jean Armour.
It was however disappointing that the address to the lassies didn't go down very well with many of those present, whilst I can understand controversial, and alternate views on Robert Burns and his attitude towards the Ladies, it didn't seem to be the right time or place for the content and speech delivered my Mr K Eggo.

     

View Article  "It's coming yet, for aw' that"

Out to the Buccleuch Centre at Langhom on Friday 4th February with President Neil and PP John Caskie to see “Burns Bites Back” a show by the Idioms Theatre group based in the Borders. Having seen this last August at the Edinburgh Fringe, we knew what to expect and weren’t disappointed with the eclectic mix of music, poems, songs and a bravura recitation of “Tam” featuring Alex Pool on the bagpipes, all to great comic effect. A traditional meal followed before “despising wind and rain and fire” for the return journey. The club team, “The Burns Unit”, reformed for the annual Round Table Charity Pub Quiz in the Edenbank on 4th February and a small but perfectly formed group of members returned an impressive score of 60/100. Thanks are due to John Lauder, Gordon Johnston, Ian McIntyre and Ted Murray all of whom reassembled on the morrow at the Academy to assist with the SSCBA Schools Competitions. Once again, your blogger was amazed by the high standard of performances in singing, reciting and instrumental work and a great debt of thanks is due to the teachers and parents for their encouragement. The judges which included David Baird had an unenviable task. Again, the main hall in the Academy was perishing but thanks are due to members of Dumfries Ladies Burns Club No. 1 for the excellent snack lunch. That night, attended the first of the FoE Burns Suppers at Ellisland which was interesting and enjoyable. Met up with Moir Nelson and George Munro from Dumbarton Burns Club.  The Executive Committee met on Monday 7th February and opinion was near unanimous that the 122nd Anniversary Dinner was outstanding for the speakers, artistes, meal and organisation. It was noted that other than the accompanist, all contributors were club members and were warmly thanked by the president.

Many members reported on their attendance at Burns Suppers far and wide. The “Burns Unit” gathered again on February 11th, this time the score shot up to 66/100 thanks to the cumulative brain power of David Miller, Rab Walker, William Johnston and the writer. It is suspected that the adjoining team from the Cooncil had sight of the questions in advance. The fifth Annual Burns Supper of the Befriending Project was held in the Easterbrook Hall on Saturday 12th when I had the pleasure of accompanying David and Norma Miller and Neil Johnston. Guests included Jane Brown who proposed an excellent toast to the “Immortal Memory” through the eyes of Jean Armour and a spot from John Glover whose impression of Max Boyce whilst perhaps unusual at a Burns Supper was droll and appreciated. John also addressed the Haggis with gusto. The least said the better about the toast to “The Lasses” but John Caskie’s superb tenor voice was well matched with sympathetic accompaniment on the keyboard from Peter Gunnell. Fraser Sanderson filled in as chairman in place of Alex Fergusson MSP who was overseas. The raffle and auction went on forever but the meal included a “Galloway Haggis” served in a light flaky pastry which was palatable. A bonus on the return journey when the taxi driver purchased a copy of the “Burns in Ukrainian” (honest).The club’s Burns Supper for the residents of Charnwood Lodge was held on 13th February when the concert party gathered at 6.00pm and were joined by Mr. Baird at 6.20pm, to be welcomed and piped to the top table by Callum Watson. The function went off satisfactorily but I am now of the opinion that long toasts should be dropped in favour of more songs and music for the old folk. Thanks are due to Frank Curran, Bill Welsh, Ian McIntyre, Gordon Johnston, David Baird and George McKinnell who stood in at the last minute as accompanist. A resident, Mrs Adeline McNaughton proposed a vote of thanks at the close.

DS
View Article  SSCBA Schools Competition

It is strange, there are so many talented youths in our local schools and yet there were barely a handfull of people, other than parents turned out to appreciate the efforts.  It is a great shame that the format of the competition is such that it is not possible to see all the junior and senior performers. It must be an almost impossible task for the judges to nominate the winners from such talent.

Anyway assisting to escort the pipers to the judging,  keeping the doors shut during recitals and singing together with some lifting and carrying to help set things up. 

A long day but worth while.

View Article  Burns Bites Back

A few members of the Howff had seen this alternative portrayal of some of the Works of Robert Burn at the Edinburgh Fringe, so when I seen it advertised at the Buccleuch Centre in Langholm I knew it would be worth the long and treacherous journey. so DS contacted Alex Pool who was able to arrange the necessary tickets. 

The performance was excellent interspersed through a traditional, well almost, Burns supper.  the evening was hilarious even for the dedicated Burnsian.   This group from the Borders based theatre company are very talented and seem to be really enjoying themselve.

If you see this advertised, if there are tickets available, Go.....

View Article  "Man was made to Mourne"

After a long gap, good to get into the blogging habit again. Since the last entry, I had the pleasure of attending “Carols in the Car Park” on 10th December, at Locharbriggs Community Centre, hosted by past president John Caskie and featuring Willie McRobert on the box with a good attendance of local kids and parents who gave the old favourites laldy. Inside, we had party games with prizes and nibbles. Saturday 11th December, out to the Buccleuch Centre, Langholm for the Scocha concert and seasonal meal. Met up with Alex and David Pool. The boys provided the usual scintillating mix of crowd pleasers and some new numbers with the customary banter with the Langholm audience. Ted Murray, as designated driver did well to find the venue. The club’s annual Christmas Dinner, now growing in popularity and in its third year, was held in the clubroom on 20th December when 16 members sat down to a fabulous meal and quaffed some wine. President Neil was a generous host and “Santa” made a surprise visit and dished out gifts to all. Following the traumas of Ne’er Day, the Executive Committee met in full plenary session on 10th January and deliberated long and hard on the Anniversary Dinner arrangements. The programme looks great and as it would be a full house, it was resolved to overcome any problems with the seating plan with grim determination. On Friday 14th, attended a Whisky Tasting at the Station Hotel with Gordon Johnston and met some old friends and a selection of island and highland blends. On the morrow, bright-eyed and bushy tailed to Glasgow University to attend the Burns Seminar at the Western Infirmary Lecture Theatre. Time for an excellent bar lunch at the nearby Common Room pub. The seminar was stimulating with a variety of papers on aspects of Burns. Personal highlights were the talk by Dr. Natalie Kaloh Vid, on “Ideological adaption of Robert Burns’ Poetry in the former Soviet Union” with hilarious examples of the translations of Samuel Marshak which omitted all references to aristocracy and belief in God. Sir Kenneth Calman spoke on “Tam O’ Shanter’s Mare, a study of Burns and Health”. Did some networking at the break. Thanks due to David Miller for skilful driving and finding a parking place. Disappointed that the Round Table Burns Supper was cancelled this year under mysterious circumstances but hopefully the Table will get their act together for next year. The sad news came through on Tuesday 18th of the death of the club’s honorary president, Dr. George Stirling, the senior past president and one of the characters of the Howff Club since the 1950’s He’ll be sadly missed.  Thursday 20th, met with John Caskie to finalise the seating plan which John has got off to a T and if anything goes pear-shaped, it’s not his fault. Dumbarton was the target on Friday 21st for the rescheduled Dumbarton Burns Supper. As the Dumbuck Hotel was out of action due to water damage, the Burns Supper was held in a Masonic Temple in Alexandria. This was a magnificent venue with splendid decorations, an excellent meal and superb company. President Neil, at the Top Table, conveyed fraternal greetings from the Howff Club and his father addressed the Haggis inn great style. A hugely enjoyable evening with first class toasts and entertainment. Our hotel in Balloch was adequate if a bit noisy from the adjoining room. Looked for sawdust in the president’s room in the morning. Due to a domestic problem, was unable to attend the Burns Supper at Friars Carse on Saturday 22nd but reports suggested that a fine time was had with great interaction from the company at the end. Monday 24th on the overcrowded 8.15am train from Lockerbie with the President and Librarian to attend the launch of Peter Kormylo’s book of Burns translations in Ukrainian at the Ukrainian Consulate General in Windsor Street where we met up with John Clark and David Baird. After a welcome from the Consul General, speeches were made by some dignitaries and David Baird and to his surprise, John Clark. Peter’s collaborator, Ms. Hanna Dyka from Keiv was present and spoke warmly of the Scots’ hospitality. Lunch at the Cafe Royal before the return journey. The 122nd Anniversary Dinner on 25th January in the Globe Inn was one I will remember for a long time for starting on time, for an excellent meal, a Haggis addressed with gusto and an “Immortal Memory” from Peter Kormylo which brought the company to its feet. Harry Hutchison standing in for Murdo Morrison gave a superb toast to the “Lasses, O” in his relaxed and conversational style and Jim Haining’s “Drouthie Cronies” at 12.10am, was what we would expect for wit and perspicacity. Our musicians, James Coutts and Ian Kirkpatrick were tremendous and club members who sustained the programme were fantastic including a graphic recitation of “Tam” from Alex Pool. Neil made a genial chairman and conducted the proceedings with authority and humour. He also finished on time with only a few empty seats at 12.30am. Earlier, members gathered in the Globe for lunch prior to the Annual Commemorative Service at St. Michaels and were joined by President Patrick Trust and Secretary Moir Nelson from Dumbarton Burns Club, also Hanna Dyka who would be a guest at Dumfries Burns Club that evening. The club was officially represented at the funeral of Dr. George Stirling by the president and junior vice president. A highly enjoyable supper was held in the Globe on Thursday 27th in honour of Hanna Dyka when a small company foregathered for an evening of song and story. JVP Ian McIntyre presented Hanna with a gift on behalf of the club as the president was on duty with the Annan Ladies. Friday 28th, accompanied Peter, Gordon and Hanna on a visit to the new Birthplace Museum at Alloway when Hanna presented director Nat Edwards with a copy of the translations. Met Federation past president and honorary member Joe Campbell. Having seen the museum previously before being opened, I was impressed with the layout and interactive displays  but wonder what the “Old Guard” Burnsians will make of it.  Another Burns Supper at the Globe tonight. I’m glad January is over.

DS

View Article  Annan Ladies Burns Club
This was the second time that I have had the privilege to attend the Annan Ladies Burns Club accompanied by Frank Manson our Junior Vice, and the Dover Rover Harry Hutchinson.  My expectations of a good evening were high and I was not disappointed, the Annan Ladies club have some superbly talented members many of whom I hoped to see at the SSCBA schools competition in a few weeks time.  There is always a warm and friendly welcome so I was delighted to be able to deliver fraternal greetings  from the Howff Club.
View Article  The Howff Club - Anniversay Dinner

One of Jim Hainings jokes about public speaking rings a bell - something about a natural laxitive. But thanks to the pre planning by the Secretary, Mr Smith, things seem to have run like clockwork.  The most important thing everyone I've spoken to has enjoyed themselves. 

I must givea public thanks to all the artist who performed on the evening and assisted to make it such a fantastic Burns Supper, Pipe Major Callum Watson, Ian Kirkpatrick, James Coutts, Bill Welsh, Dan Cook, Frank Curran, Les Byres, John Caskie, Gordon Johnston, Harry Hutchinson, James Haining, and of course Peter Kormylo for his Immortal Memory.

What a fantastic evening

 

 

   

View Article  Auld Reckie

The venue :- The Ukrainian Consulate Edinburgh

The Host:- The Ukrainian Console General

The Reason :- The UK Launch of Peter Kormylo and Hanna Dykas Publication of translations of selected works of Robert Burns in Ukrainian.

Train from Lockerbie arrived in time to have a coffee in Edinburgh before attending the official Launch of the book at the Consulate  which was atended by representitives of the Scottish Parliement, Ukrainian Console and Ukraininan supporter of the book, Sweedish Console and Italian Console to name but a few.  It was delightful to meet Hanna who unfortunately was on a whirl wind tour of the Burns sites, as well as other notories of the Burn fraternity.

there then followed a mad dash back to the station to catch the train back to Lockerbie, via the Cafe Royal of course.

Well done Peter and Hanna

View Article  Oot at the Carse

Friars Carse and the Howff with some assistance from the Dumfries Ladies No. 1 host a Burns Supper for Guests at the Hotel. The year as president has been a experience all these places were Robert Burns would have visited on occasions.  The supper was an experience with thrills and spills and the occasional surprise, our member manager to rise to the occasion and the hotel guests were delighted with the evening vowing to return next year even though the Haggis went slightly adrift as had some of the guest after all there was lots of bottles of Grouse on the tables.

 

View Article  Dumbarton Burns Supper

Despite a change of date, venue and chef, the usual place is a wash out after the header tank burst - but the Dinner goes on and I'm deighted to have had the honour of being a guest of the Dumbarton Burns Club , unfortunately due to the change of date a lot of the Howff member who usually attend the Dumbarton Supper were unable to attend, David Baird, David Millar, Peter Kormylo, and James Haining were all therwise booked.  This proved to be a superb evening where all the entertainment was provided by the Dumbarton Club members and the new ( possible temporary) settings of the Masonic Temple in Alexandria proved to be a superb atmospheric setting and well received.

 

Thanks to Patrick Trust and Moir Nelsonfor the invite 

p.s. I'm sorry about the missing Laphroig.    mmmmm   

View Article  Back to Uni

This was the second time I had attended the Robert Burns Lectures at Glasgow University - they had pieced together a superb variety of interesting and diverse speakers related to the Bard.   artifacts and memorobilia, Mauchlineware, Burns amd Medicine, Burns and the common people, The translation of burns to Russian by Marshak, also a session on Burns and the Web (WWW).

A varied and educational day worth a visit but the weather almost spoiled the day as we wondered if we would be able to ge there. 

View Article  Anniversary Dinner Prep

David Smith does a fantastic job everything seems to be going according to plan, the program is prepared and the menus are now printed.  Then we here from Murdo Morrison that an operation is pending so he can't fulfill the delivery of the Toast to the Lassie. 

But David rises to the occassion, "I'm Sure Harry Hutchinson will do the toast to the Lassies" next thing I know, it's arranged Harry was coming to the dinner and would be delighted to stand in at short notice.

 

Thank to both David, & Harry

 

 

View Article  Happy New Year

Happy New Year Everyone.

I hope that everyone that reads this message has a very happy and health year in 2011.

Oh and welcome to the coming season of Ram A Dram.

View Article  Santa's Coming tonight

Santa's Coming tonight, well actually it's Jane Brown - hey who wants to kiss a big hairy man that isn't your grandfather.  I was so glad that I managed to attend the clubs impromptu Christmas Dinner.  The Globe Inn Staff Excelled themselves with great service and fantastic food.  The wine flowed and the mirth and merryment oozed from every corner.  Once again the clubs talented singers made a good evening a great evening.

I've attached a photograph but I feel I should point out that this was taken before the evening started !!

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View Article  Oh for an Ostrich Pie"

Notwithstanding the inclemency of the weather, three intrepid members ventured out early on the second Sunday in Advent, 5th December, to brave frosty roads, hoping to attend the annual St. Andrew’s Day Service at the High Kirk of Edinburgh, St. Giles Cathedral.  The president, secretary and Ted Murray, the club mascot, made it to Abington when the equipage of Mr. Baird, president of the Robert Burns World Federation, was spotted at a more sedate pace but lost them at Penicuik.  The roads on the approaches and the City Centre were treacherous and parked cars had disappeared under mountains of snow but undeterred, the president navigated, with some advice, to Chambers Street and parked in a snowdrift. Mr. and Mrs Baird having reappeared, it was resolved to visit Deacon Brodie’s Coffee Shoppe nearby the Kirk and the party trudged over pavements of hard packed snow and ice to the danger of passersby. Assembling in the impressive Signet Library, the delegation was awestruck by the majesty of the Great and the Good who robed up and were marshalled into order of precedence. The delegation from the Burns Federation were few in numbers due probably to the weather but made up for it in quality. Some groups, principally the Universities and Learned Societies, were preceded by their Macebearers and duly shuffled across Parliament Square to the Great West Door of the Cathedral inside of which is the powerful Burns Memorial Window. Ushered to our pew, the congregation was welcomed by the Minister of St. Giles, the Rev. Giellesburg McMillan and called to Worship. The Choir of St. Giles was sublime and Readings from the Old and New Testament were delivered by a judge and an ex banker. Being uplifted by the Service, it was decided to repair to the Roslin Glen Hotel, Roslin, some 5 miles south of the city, to partake of luncheon. The president and Mr. Murray were attracted to an item on the menu, “Ostrich Pie” but were disappointed on being told that “The ostrich pie wiz oaf” so settled for breaded haddock.

The return journey was uneventful and sincere thanks are due to President Neil for his driving skill in less than ideal conditions. Entertainment was supplied by Mr. Murray.

DS

View Article  SSCBA

At the SSCBA quarterly meeting today it was reported that the World Federation has announced that it will no longer have its quarterly meeting as these "social events" are costing between £3500 and £5000 per year to run - if this was the case I'm not surprised that the federation is in such a dire financial position.  The church service on the 25th of January 2011 will be around 1.30pm or possible 2.00pm in St.Michaels Church and the Brow Well Ceremony will be on the Wednesday 20th July 2011 with a venue for the following function to be advise later. 

Next meeting is in Gatehouse of Fleet on the 19th March 2011 to announce the venue for the function after the brow well ceremony

 

View Article  Expedition to Austrailia
John Clark, a quite, mild mannered, local artist and poet showed another side at the clubs November talk.  In an audio visual extravaganza  John took us on a tour down under with stunning scenery complemented by poem read from his book and the occasional distant sounds of the didgeridoo and ouigi board in the background.  His in his travels he had encountered crocodile vicious koala bears and many other indigenous species BUT he never mentioned the spiders..... 
View Article  Back in the Globe

St Andrews Night Dinner

It was great to be back in the Globe and despite one or two minor problems related to the seating plan, I think that a good night was had by all.  Sir Neil MacIntosh CBE delivered an excellent toast ta auld Scotia.  Chris Rollie was as always superb with his recitation of the Holy Fair, which I first hear Chris recite when my father was president of the Howff, another welcome face to the Howff Willie Horne entertained us with a newer poem "Wullie the Waster" , possible a newer modern Tam o' Shanter but none the less and experience delivered by a master.
John Caskie, Frank Curran and Les Byres were all in fine voice and were accompanied by Max Houliston.

Once again my thanks go out to all of the artists and guests on the evening, it is your talent and assistance which makes the evening in the Howff so enjoyable, lets face it if I were to sing I think everyone would leave early.  

p.s. Thanks to DS, the Globe Inn & Diageo ( for the wee dram o' Grouse)

View Article  Dumbuck Hotel

It has become traditional that the president of the Howff is invited to attend the Dumbarton Burns Club St. Andrews Night Dinner in the Dumbuck Hotel I'm really glad that this arrangement was started by my predecessors, else I would have missed an excellent evening in the company of many friend I have had the privilege to meet at various outing and boolin' matches.  I really like the idea that they have adopted their own club song - Piper o' Dumbarton. Which I understand is sung, usually by John Young, who gave our toast to Jean Armour this year, towards he end of the evening.  So come on Howff Club members what is our song?? 

So President Patrick Trust, Moir Nelson and members of Dumbarton Burns Club Thank you all for your hospitality and a superb evening.

View Article  Boilt Shirts

It was a great honour and a privelage to attend the Dumfries Burns Club St.Andrews Dinner at the Woodlands.  It is alway good to meet friend and enjoy their company but also to meet new friends.  Ian McIntyre (JVP) and myself were well looked after and enjoyed some excellent entertainment.   A few of the entertainers were Howff Club members but I guess it just shows that there is no annimosity between other Burns clubs.

A great night thanks to president Isa and the members for the Dumfries Burns Club forthe invitation and your hospitality, I hope that we can extend the same hospitality on the 30th at our dinner. 

View Article  Soiree in the Kitchen

Big thanks to May and Les Byres for the welcome, the soup, pies and mushy peas.  not to forget the buscuits & cheese, coffee & mints too.

There follwed a night of recitation, song, stories and jokes. 
A super evening in that, probably the one of closest you could get to the Life of Robert Burns, kitchen at Ellisland Farm.  Everyone I've spoken to, seems to think, they enjoyed themselves.   

View Article  Thanks Peter & Hana

It was a delight to be invited to the initial launch of the compiled translations of popular works of Robert Burns into Ukrainian.

Less than a year ago Peter Komylo had suggested to the committee of the Howff club that he intended to start fund raising to compile and publish the translation and the club donated the proceeds of one of its raffles to the fund.  Other individuals donated various sums to the cause and before long we hear that production was underway.  The purpose of this meeting was to recognise those who had donated as we were each given a copy of the book, signed by the authors Peter & Hana.

The book is unusual in that it has the original verse on the left page and the translation in Ukrainian on the right page.  Club member John Clark has drawn many of the illustrations and sketches within the book.

I would like to thank to Peter and Hana and also all those who have contributed towards its production.